Modern Panchtantra

Ak modern jungle tha,kuch kuch
shahar ke karib,sare janver
bhi modern the.
Chita khule maidan mai baith
ke sigrate ke chhalle ura raha tha.
itne me ek chuha aya
hi,hello hui
bola kya nashe ma samay
barbad kar rahe ho jungle ki
kubsurti dekhte ha.
Dono chal pade,age unhe hathi mila
jo drugs le raha tha,
hi,hello hui
chuha bola
kya nashe me life distroy kar rahe ho?
nasha chhodo
chalo hum jungle ki khubsurti dekte ha.
Ab tino log age bade
Age sher mila
Vo daru ki botal khol ke pag laga raha tha
Chuha phir bola,
Kyon daru main jidgi barbad karne me tule
Chalo jungle ki khubsurti dekhte ha.
Sher houle se utha
hath ka pag rakha aur chuhe me do hath lagaye
Bola bhag sale
Hathi bola:
kyun bechare ko mar rahe ho?
Sher bola kal sale ne afim khakar mujhe
Teen ghante aise hi ghumaya tha.
is se kya shikchha mili
Bataiyega jaroor......

Just for Fun

I discovered such type of Test
which will tell you,
Which food will be best to eat for your health?
Think number from 0 to 9,
Than multiply by three,
Add three,
Than multiply by three,
You find some digit,
finally sum all number of that digit,
Answer is
0- Di ting
1- Chhole Bhature
2- Pav Bhaji
4- Panir
5- Ice-cream
6- Chocolate
7- Dosa
8- Chicken
9- Mud & gobar
So enjoy your dish

Just Timepass

1 bar 1 haathi tha. Uske samne 12 kele the. Usne 11 kha liye. 1 ni khaya. Btao kyu?
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Kyuki ek kela plastic ka tha!!!
Hehehehehe..
Chl ek hor


Is bar fir hathi tha.. Fir 12 kele.. Usne 12 k 12 ni khaye.. Btao kyu?
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Is bar hathi plastic ka tha!!!
Hehehehehe..
Chl ik hor

Is bar asli hathi

Fun

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Enjoy yourself with,masti,fun,dhamal.
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